MST3K Turkey Day Promos and Bumpers  
           
  PreTD Pre-Turkey Day Promo (aired before the marathon)  
  TDGen Generic TD promo (shown numerous times throughout the marathon)  
  Bumper Episode specific bumper (shown once right before episode)  
  TDES Episode specific promo (shown once either before or during an episode)  
  TDOther TD related (shown numerous times thtoughout the marathon)  
  Non-TD Non-TD promo (shown during marathon and may have aired before or after the marathon)  
           
  Year Type Star Description  
1 1991 PreTD All Turkey Day Hymn New
2 1991 PreTD All T: Way to belabor a pun New
3 1991 PreTD All Ad libs New
4 1991 PreTD All 30 hours.  C: What is that? A Metric Day New
5 1991 PreTD Dr F Dr F: Oh, Joel!  30 straight hours New
6 1991 PreTD Tom Puritans beat up Quakers New
7 1991 PreTD Tom Enjoy! New
8 1991 PreTD Tom Miles Standish New
9 1991 PreTD Tom Richard Branigan Not Used
10 1991 PreTD Tom "At" Comedy Central New
11 1991 PreTD Joel Turkey baster - everything is permitted New
12 1991 PreTD Joel Count is 5 down New
13 1991 PreTD Joel Potato buds/ turkey baster - be careful New
14 1991 PreTD Joel USDA says New
15 1991 PreTD Joel Don't be afraid to say no to organ meats New
16 1991 PreTD Joel Turkey day special that's really special New
17 1991 PreTD Crow So what do I say? New
18 1991 PreTD Crow Turkey Fact #12: If you leave turkeys out in the rain New
19 1991 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: Turkeys are filled with enough L-Triptophane New
20 1991 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: Turkeys would rather walk through a fan New
21 1991 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: Whistle in a turkey yard - they go cannibal Not Used
22 1991 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: If you do a stutter count New
23 1991 TDGen Gypsy Nothing is better for thee than me Not Used
24 1991 TDGen Gypsy Amy Grant Not Used
25 1991 TDGen Gypsy Boy George Not Used
26 1991 TDGen Gypsy Boo New
27 1991 TDGen Gypsy/Tom Go! New
28 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 206 - Ring of Terror - Frank brings home groceries New
29 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 301 - Cave Dweller - You're not going to wear that New
30 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 203 - Jungle Goddess - Let's have some fun New
31 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 202 - Sidehackers - I'm mad damn you! New
32 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 201 - Rocketship X-M - Giblet gravy New
33 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 205 - Rocket Attack USA - watching parade/ Underdog wreck New
34 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 306 - Time of the Apes - Jack Perkins arrives New
35 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 207 - Wild Rebels - Plant Guy arrives New
36 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 309 - Amazing Colossal Man - Mole Men arrive New
37 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 213 - Godzilla vs Sea Monster - dinner time New
38 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 303 - Pod People - won't be watching ET New
39 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 310 - Fugitive Alien - drinking sherry/ who wants pie New
40 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 204 - Catalina Caper - care packages New
41 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 307 - Daddy-O - Atlanta should be burning by now New
42 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 311 - It Conquered the World - Don't you care! New
43 1991 Bumpers Dr F/Frank Closing - I failed New
44 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 306a - Buster Brown New
45 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 306b - Lancelot Link New
46 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 207a - Forget dinner man New
47 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 207b - Do the Alaimo New
48 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 309a - We're huge! New
49 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 309b - Russ Bender New
50 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 213a - Suppertime New
51 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 213b - Eraserhead New
52 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 303a - Little Green Sprout New
53 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 303b - All tripped out New
54 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 310a - You're stuck here New
55 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 310b - Try to kill them with a forklift New
56 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 204a - At the party New
57 1991 TDES Joel/Tom/Crow 204b - Book of love New
58 1991 TDOther Various Making of MST3K New
59 1991 TDOther Various Robots of MST3K New
60 1991 TDOther Various Fans of MST3K New
61 1992 PreTD All Turkey Day Hymn (Nov 25; Wed 6PM) 91 retread
62 1992 PreTD All T: Way to belabor a pun 91 retread
63 1992 PreTD All 30 hours.  C: What is that? A Metric Day 91 retread
64 1992 PreTD Dr F/Frank Watch the parade New
65 1992 PreTD Dr F/Frank Thursday's are bad for us New
66 1992 TDGen Tom Puritans beat up Quakers 91 retread
67 1992 TDGen Tom Enjoy! 91 retread
68 1992 TDGen Tom Miles Standish 91 retread
69 1992 TDGen Tom Richard Brannigan (filmed in 1991, but not used until 92) New
70 1992 TDGen Tom "At" Comedy Central 91 retread
71 1992 TDGen Joel Turkey baster - everything is permitted 91 retread
72 1992 TDGen Joel Count is 5 down 91 retread
73 1992 TDGen Joel Potato buds/ turkey baster - be careful 91 retread
74 1992 TDGen Joel USDA says 91 retread
75 1992 TDGen Joel Don't be afraid to say no to organ meats 91 retread
76 1992 TDGen Joel Turkey day special that's really special 91 retread
77 1992 TDGen Crow So what do I say? 91 retread
78 1992 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: If you leave turkeys out in the rain 91 retread
79 1992 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: Turkeys are filled with enough L-Triptophane 91 retread
80 1992 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: Turkeys would rather walk through a fan 91 retread
81 1992 TDGen Crow Turkey Fact #12: If you do a stutter count 91 retread
82 1992 TDGen Gypsy Boo 91 retread
83 1992 TDGen Gyp/Tom Go! 91 retread
84 1992 TDGen Crow If you're taping now would be a good time to New
85 1992 TDGen Crow Beats the hell out of mincemeat New
86 1992 TDGen Gypsy Cleaning up isn't just a girl's job New
87 1992 TDGen All Hi, you're watching TD; No texture New
88 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 415 - Beatniks (premiere) - turkey with beret/ goatee New
89 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 322 - Master Ninja - w/ shirkins New
90 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 401 - Space Travelers - space food bags New
91 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 208 - Lost Continent - Ceasar Romero salad New
92 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 403 - City Limits - stuffed w/ Kim Cattrall New
93 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 317 - Viking Women - viking flambe New
94 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 402 - Giant Gila Monster - turkey a la gila New
95 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 210 - King Dinosaur - breakfast New
96 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - gift wrapped New
97 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 411 - Magic Sword - Sir Eats-a-lot New
98 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 404 - Teenagers From Outer Space - Hits it New
99 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 408 - Hercules Unchained - loin cloth New
100 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 320 - Unearthly - failure to masticate New
101 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 312 - Gamera vs Guiron - Gamera turkey New
102 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank 416 - Fire Maidens (premiere) - one to go New
103 1992 Bumpers Dr F/Frank Closing - aren't you going to watch This is MST3K? New
104 1992 TDES Tom 415 - You're watching the premiere of Beatniks New
105 1992 TDES Crow 322 - Show #2 - Master Ninja New
106 1992 TDES All 401 - It's Space Travelers New
107 1992 TDES Gypsy 208 - Lost Continent - cocoa New
108 1992 TDES Joel 402 - 12 hours in - have you looked in on your family? New
109 1992 TDES Tom 404 - Now might be a good time to check your mom New
110 1992 TDES Tom 404 - You're watching Teenagers From Outer Space New
111 1992 TDES Joel 416 - Thanks for hanging in with us New
112 1992 TDES Joel 416 - It's the last movie - Fire Maidens New
113 1992 TDOther Penn Jillette You're watching Turkey Day. If you'd like to watch… New
114 1992 TDOther Ben Svetky This is MST3K - tomorrow New
115 1992 TDOther Tom Shales This is MST3K - tonight New
116 1992 TDOther Matt Roush This is MST3K - next New
117 1993 PreTD Penn Jillette How would you like to win $5000 - Pick the Wisecrack New
118 1993 PreTD Penn Jillette There's one space program - Pick the Wisecrack rules New
119 1993 PreTD Penn Jillette Pick the wisecrack plus 515 clip New
120 1993 PreTD Penn Jillette In 1 day you will pick the winner New
121 1993 PreTD MSTies We gather together New
122 1993 PreTD Debbie Tobin Hi, I'm Debbie Tobin from Edina, MN New
123 1993 PreTD Debbie Tobin Watch Deb New
124 1993 PreTD Penn Jillette Winner of the pick the wisecrack contest - spelled name wrong New
125 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 505 - Magic Voyage of Sinbad - Joel New
126 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 505 -Magic Voyage of Sinbad - Joel New
127 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 423 - Bride of the Monster - Debbie Tobin New
128 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 423 - Bride of the Monster - Debbie Tobin New
129 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 424 - Manos:The Hannds of Fate - 2 Masters New
130 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 424 - Manos - Hercules New
131 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 422 - Day the Earth Froze - Tom Shales New
132 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 422 - Day the Earth Froze - Tom Shales New
133 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 507 - I Accuse My Parents - Michael Feinstein New
134 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 507 - I Accuse My Parents - Michael Feinstein New
135 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 417 - Crash of the Moons - Bavaro/ Cotanda New
136 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 417 - Crash of the Moons - Cotanda New
137 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 412 - Hercules vs Captive Women - Antinea New
138 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 412 - Herc vs Captive Women - Gypsy New
139 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 420 - Human Duplicators - 2 Dr F's/ 2 Franks New
140 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 420 - Human Duplicators - 2 Dr F's/ 2 Franks New
141 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 512 - Mitchell - Sue Schneider (contest winner) New
142 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 512 - Mitchell - Aztec Mummy New
143 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 513 - Brain That Wouldn't Die - Killer Shrew New
144 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 513 - Brain That Wouldn't Die - Killer Shrew New
145 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 517 - Beginning of the End - Warrior of the Lost World New
146 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 517 - Beginning of the End - Warrior… New
147 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 514 - Teenage Strangler - Jungle Goddess New
148 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 514 - Teenage Strangler - Jungle Goddess New
149 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 401 - Space Travelers - Joel Not Used
150 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 401 - Space Travelers - Joel Not Used
151 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 402 - Giant Gila Monster - Cotanda Not Used
152 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 402 - Giant Gila Monster - Cotanda Not Used
153 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 403 - City Limits - Aztec mummy Not Used
154 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 403 - City Limts - Aztec mummy Not Used
155 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 405 - Being From Another Planet - Annikki Not Used
156 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Now back to - 405 - Being From Another Planet - Annikki Not Used
157 1993 TDGen MSTies Party Up next - 512 - Mitchell - Aztec Mummy Not Used
158 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Contest Winner - I won.  You didn't New
159 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Contest Winner - Hi, Deb New
160 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Contest Winner - 90 postcards New
161 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Happy Turkey Day - Cotanda - family in Boulder, CO New
162 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Happy Turkey Day - Debbie Tobin New
163 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Happy Turkey Day - Michael Feinstein - Joel vs Mike New
164 1993 TDOther MSTies Party Happy Turkey Day - Wendy Sisson - Joel New
165 1993 Non-TD Penn Jillette MST Hour 6 PM starting Monday New
166 1993 Non-TD Tom 517 promo - Saturday 7 PM New
167 1993 Non-TD Tom Deal with it pink boy Generic CC
168 1993 Non-TD Crow I don't know what everyone else is doing Generic CC
169 1994 PreTD Penn Jillette Turkey Line - help pick movies for marathon New
170 1994 PreTD Adam West Scrumdidillyicous New
171 1994 PreTD Adam West Cheesy gourmet New
172 1994 PreTD Adam West 2 premieres New
173 1994 PreTD Penn Jillette This Thanksgiving join Adam West New
174 1994 TDGen Adam West Hello, hello.  Say cheese New
175 1994 TDGen Adam West Hi, you're watching…coming your way New
176 1994 TDGen Adam West Adam West here…premiere of Zombie Nightmare New
177 1994 TDGen Adam West Hi, you're watching…Man From UNCLE New
178 1994 TDGen Beverly Garland This is Bevery Garland New
179 1994 TDGen Mamie Van Doren Dig!  This is Mamie Van Doren New
180 1994 Bumpers Adam West 615 - Kitten With A Whip (premiere) New
181 1994 Bumpers Adam West 512 - Mitchell New
182 1994 Bumpers Adam West 402 - Giant Gila Monster New
183 1994 Bumpers Adam West 407 - Killer Shrews New
184 1994 Bumpers Adam West 422 - Day the Earth Froze (Adam says 424) New
185 1994 Bumpers Adam West 306 - Time of the Apes New
186 1994 Bumpers Adam West 321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians New
187 1994 Bumpers Adam/ Robert 315 - Teenage Caveman New
188 1994 Bumpers Adam/ Beverly 311 - It Conquered the World New
189 1994 Bumpers Adam/ Beverly 503 - Swamp Diamonds New
190 1994 Bumpers Adam/ Beverly 511 - Gunslinger New
191 1994 Bumpers Adam West 601 - Girls Town New
192 1994 Bumpers Adam/ Mamie 316 - Gamera vs Zigra New
193 1994 Bumpers Adam West 604 - Zombie Nightmare (premiere) New
194 1994 Bumpers Adam West Closing New
195 1994 Non-TD Penn Jillette The air is thin in outer space Generic CC
196 1994 Non-TD Penn Jillette Cheese comes from all over the world Generic CC
197 1994 Non-TD Penn Jillette Hop on the Satellite of Love Generic CC
198 1994 Non-TD CC Programming Play MSTie For Me - Everyone at CC (1:30) New
199 1994 Non-TD CC Programming Play MSTie For Me - By integrating… (1:00) New
200 1994 Non-TD CC Programming Play MSTie For Me - Friday! (:30) New
201 1994 Non-TD CC Programming Play MSTie For Me - Tell 'em Godzilla (:15) New
202 1995 PreTD Penn Jillette They took American by storm - MST Anthology New
203 1995 PreTD Penn Jillette Past, present future - MST Anthology New
204 1995 PreTD Dr F/Jack You fools! New
205 1995 PreTD Penn Jillette There music defined a generation New
206 1995 PreTD Penn Jillette You asked for it - 1st season episodes New
207 1995 PreTD Dr F/Jack People of Earth New
208 1995 PreTD Penn Jillette This Thanksgiving history will be made - MST Anthology New
209 1995 TDGen Gypsy Hi!  You're watching… New
210 1995 TDGen Tom You're watching… New
211 1995 TDGen Crow You're watching… New
212 1995 Bumpers Dr F 106 - Crawling Hand - Jack Perkins arrives New
213 1995 Bumpers Dr F 424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - Mr B arrives New
214 1995 Bumpers Dr F 512 - Mitchell - Pitch arrives New
215 1995 Bumpers Dr F 519 - Outlaw - Kitten with the whip arrives New
216 1995 Bumpers Dr F 609 - Shydivers - Michael Feinstein arrives New
217 1995 Bumpers Dr F 612 - Starfighters - Mrs F shows up at end New
218 1995 Bumpers Dr F 701T - Night of the Blood Beast (TD version) - Mrs F New
219 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 106: Kevin - ACEG New
220 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 106: Mike - Crawling Hand New
221 1995 TDOther Julie MST Anthology 106: Julie - Fan club New
222 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 106: Trace - Crawling Hand New
223 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 424: Mike - The Movie New
224 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 424: Kevin - Torgo New
225 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 424: Trace - CD Rom New
226 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 424: Mike - Manos New
227 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 512: Trace - Joe Don Baker New
228 1995 TDOther Julie MST Anthology 512: Julie - Con 2 New
229 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 512: Kevin - baby oil New
230 1995 TDOther Jim MST Anthology 512: Jim - Syndication New
231 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 519: Trace - Peabody Award New
232 1995 TDOther Julie MST Anthology 519: Julie - Live Show New
233 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 519: Kevin - Buffalo shots New
234 1995 TDOther Jim MST Anthology 519: Jim - Syndication New
235 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 609: Kevin - Book New
236 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 609: Mike - Coleman Francis New
237 1995 TDOther Julie MST Anthology 609: Julie - Merchandise New
238 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 609: Trace - Skydivers New
239 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 612: Mike - This Island Earth New
240 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 612: Kevin - Refueling New
241 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 612: Trace - CD Rom New
242 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 612: Mike - Starfighters New
243 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 701: Mike - The Movie New
244 1995 TDOther Trace MST Anthology 701: Trace - Pearl New
245 1995 TDOther Kevin MST Anthology 701: Kevin - ACEG New
246 1995 TDOther Mike MST Anthology 701: Mike - Blood Beast New
247 1995 TDOther Kevin, Mike, Trace Poopie Parade of Values New
248 1995 TDOther   701T - Opening - Did you see the game? New
249 1995 TDOther   701T - Intro - Dr F's party/ Pearl provides the film  
250 1995 TDOther   701T - Host Segment 1 - Stuffing vs Potatoes  
251 1995 TDOther   701T - Host Segment 2 - Art?  Is that you?  
252 1995 TDOther   701T - Host Segment 3 - Dinner on the SOL and in Deep 13  
253 1995 TDOther   701T - End - I am mincemeat/ Turkey Surprise  
254 1995 TDOther   701T - Closing Credits  
255 1995 TDOther Tom Hi, Tom Servo here - merchandise (black t/sweatshirt/maus pad) New
256 1995 TDOther Tom Hi, Tom Servo here - merchandise (white t/mug/watch) New
257 1995 Non-TD Sally Kellerman Sally Kellerman for Comedy Central Institute Generic CC
258 1995 Non-TD Tom/ Crow Hey gang!  Get ready…(concentio-con 2) New
259 1995 Non-TD Penn Jillette Want to go on line with Comedy Central? Generic CC
260 1995 Non-TD   609 promo - Skydivers - Next New
261 1995 Non-TD   612 promo - Starfighters - Next New